Arsenal Away!

Great another London game and luckily this is only one of 12 train tracks in the UK not effected by rail works at christmas - bloody jobsworths. So off we go and thanks to Hainsey we have a full squadron including some of kittens mates Hmmm, kitten is no longer the youngest and therfore is relieved of ladbrookes duty.
Well after a sucessful brakfast in wetherspoons we are down the road to the famous cock, awesome watch Charlton get smashed and off to the Emirates - a new stadium for us all, strange.




















Great ground, but still shit fans, were 1-0 up at the break and a redemption of we drink - we drink sets off....

Followed by a european tour -(dont forget to vote) wide Right at the bottom of the site!
Then after the start and the completion of our lagers and 0-2 pompey, Me, Hainsey and Morgs K.O. about 50 ppl on the stairs. Great finishes 2-2 and a good game. Now lets get some more beers before the rattler home.

Train home - Carnage I.



















Regs manages to net himself some hand party material.

Cranage II

Newcatle Away

The long awaited Newcastle away trip final comes! And we are off in the new wheels with plently of room for essential supplies (beer and Hainseys lucozade). A long trip takes us up the M1 and we have breakfast while watching the girl from tiger tiger video ;-) You all know what I mean!! Nice. Good news comes and we have 11 tickets for Arsenal! Quality, a lot of people got left out. Finally we get to the city of Newcastle, the angel of the north looking cold..................................... Where is the ground?

Ok where the hell has Hainsey placed us for the night? Only in a place not too disimilar to leigh park where several muders had been carried out in the previous week! Nice I like. So off to teh sports bar and a lot more drinking, then back to the digs and no sexy time, but quick shower and out after some willy whacking. Staight to meet Downy, Sherriffs and Rich in the ranch like bar by the river, bit of disco dancing and some midgit fun and we are off high 5!!

A few more bars and more beer, dave and Just try getting in a vip bar and find out its actually a hotel! Then with big dave asleep in a club Matthaius manages to pull a GILF, good work.
Then after a 3 hour taxi cue we get back and big dave feeling a bit frisky decides to try his luck with Kitten. The results as shown in the video. Quality, Hainsey get the car running!!!!

Once again crap game, nuff said. But we get to see the geordie dancer and some strippers, Mmmm sexy time!!!! Then off home after a feed and singing throw a Jew down the well all the way home!! In my country there is problem....

Mcmillan - disgraceful behaviour

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The Rules of Engagement

So what is this all about, well it seems we have all been batteling it out for the same girl. Just taking her out on sunday, matthaius on Monday and Phil on Tuesday. Ho bag or good girl, that question still remains unanswered. -
Bets on and here we go........

***********************************************Important**************************************************


Ok Guys lets make this a fair game, so lets all try to follow these rules and we all can have some fun.
1. To ensure we all get a fair crack, we must share. We all get a two day allocation as follows; Just - Sunday and Wednesday. Matthaius - Monday and Friday. Phil - Tuesday and Thursday.

2.Saturday will remain free for special events- if she is shopping or there is football on then this dall is null and void.

3.No lyeing, for example if Phil says to Matthaius that her favourite film is Elmo in Grouchland and it actually is Nottinghill this will be classed as fowl play and your allocation for the week will be disabled and shared by the exixting other players.


4.Cleanliness, self explanitory. I.e. Matthaius does not want to taste some of Phils potential children.


5. Limited to two in pinky and one in stinky to ensure we all get good consistant fun.


6. Adding additional players has to be first qualified by all existing players.


7. However, the only exception to this rule is the addition of new females. - Mums cannot be envolved.


8. All video footage must be collaborated and shared with all existing players. - This may be burned on to CD and added to the christmas box set.

*********************************Disclaimer*************************************

Rules may change and new rules may be added.
Rules are not made to be broken, they are here to be abused.
Enjoy your fun and share with the community.

Guys please remember that this is cockblocking at the highest level; please review rule 8 of your manual.

8. The Best Friend
(Warning Color Code: Yellow-Bellied Amorphous Yellow)

Tools: “Always there” (awww). Has been listening to her bitch about you since the beginning of your relationship. Has put in tons of hours into trying to get laid.

What to look for: The guy who’s at her apartment when you’re not. Lack of a spine (which is luckily pretty obvious to spot…look for an amorphous blob on the floor, putting together a scrapbook).

Hints your girlfriend might be going to him:
“Justin (or an equally plausible spineless-bastard name) bought me these cute flowers/stuffed animals/earrings/panties today.”
“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME!”

John' Stag Party

John's Stag Party location: Brighton.
John has done something really silly, fallen in love and decided to get married! So to celebrate we all deceided to get him smashed and some fun in his last days of freedom.
We all set off on the rattler to Brighton where we find 20 female members of the university football team, result, but like school boys or seasoned drinkers we move on to watch Chelsea beat Sheff Utd, nice. And most of the boys are running at -10mpg weak.
So part II we head back to the hotel for a scrub up and back on to the city for more lager. This is where we decide to handcuff young John to the poll and get the dirty copper lady to give him a special dance, with the fear of being stripped in the club John breaks for freedom.

We find a nice club to dance and pester the local ladies - very niceeee, how much? We dance till we have no ears left. So off on our sponsored walk to the dirty club, where John gets some nice attention and the rest of the boys enjoy some good down time. There was a proper filthy blonde lady in there most of the boys fell in love and then off to bed. Apart from sqadron attack who decided to front his on mission at silly o'clock. Over.
Durka Durka....

Chelsea Away

Mission Stamford Bridge. Squadron set off at 0720hrs, in search of women, beer and football. As always a few early beers on the train and an unusal stop at Winchester!? Still got up to Lloyds bar for breakie and a few beers before the favourite Slug and Lettuce, dubiously now called 'slug' So we head in and its full of Aussie egg chasers, despite the strange drinkers around us the bar staff were more than reasonable and we were pretty happy.
But onwards to the Bohgans pub across the road and this place is a complete laberynth, about 9 different levels crazy!
So on to the game and Phil still hasnt turned up....he finally rocks up at 14:55, shocking! What a discrace.
Despite a 2-1 loss the game was half decent.
Afterwards was random, Mcmillan and a random chica from his squadron rocked up in the slug. Phil goes missing and we get in with the bar staff!


We find a Chelsea santa outside sainsburys.









Then tube on the way home - carnage. The train was worse and a full 6 man bundle. Sheriffs gets wedgied and beer down his kacks, then he turns them on Westie, before getting bundled again.


Train journey completed with Students flashing me and sheriffs, pure class!!

Judgement Day

So its been ages, days and months have passed. Summer has become Autumn and Matthaius still has not had his wild way with young Kate!! After some much needed councilling from myself and other peers, Matthaius has finally set a date so he can dip his wick.
Tommorrow Monday the 16th he will embark upon his mission.
So I have decided to celebrate this with our friends, colleugues and readers with his own special countdown - see above!!!
Please comment below how long you think he will last!!!

Charlton Away - Cisse's birthday!

Well here we are again, Charlton away a 1-0 win that puts Pompey top of the league! Its also Cisse's birthday so we decide to ply him with various shots throughout the day.
with all the great London games there is the underground, useful to most tourists and londoners, but to the lads its an excuse to become a nuisance... so we get in the spirit of it all and join in with a Busker!

We eventually double his takings! - check out the Klinsman from westy!

Can we save him?

Well as you all know, our friend Matthaius has been seeing this girl from holiday for little under a month now. And it seems that being the perfect gentleman has turned him for the worst.
So she seems a nice girl right? Yes she is... and he is keen, so why, oh why!?! Has he not given himself the chance to hang out the back of her!?
I mean most of us would have..... and some, errr no names, but if the cap fits wear it, would of done her flat mate too.
I was going to do another poll, but felt our boy needs another week to prove to the world he does not bat for regs team. No not the 2nd team, I mean more bent than a Cockney in Campden market.
I have taken a pic of this poor suffering girl so we can all share her pain.... a bent boyfriend.

Matthiaus will he......?

Water Park

Well it has got to that time of the year and in order to sign off the British summer time, it was time for Chaz to host another BBQ.
Always a pleasure for the lads and ladies involved, a few mishaps with kitten breaking a marble table, Hainsey destroying a huge log on the barbeque and Wilson using an axe with the safety cover on but using some power still manages to cut through and chop some logs.



However the highlight of this prestigeous event is the building of the water slide, 50ft of sliding pleasure. Enjoy the clips.





Noticeable absentees.., squadron Matthias, away on mission with busty blonde from holiday. (still unable to get any action from her) Has Matthias failed to get it up or is he batting for the other team (Reg's team) Please vote here...

Harris loves Brian

Greeting gentleman and lady friends and welcome to the first post of the premiership season. Unlike the criket boys we decided to kick off the new season, Straight to the Lawrence Arms, somewhat predictable!! Once again service was as usual the Juke box playing all kinds, Jock moanig behind teh bar, the lads drinkig away while scoffing doughnuts, fighting off the evil attacks of the general and her sidekick skeletor, Ali in the background, where did the spanish bar girl go?!! . Ah and the pool, where Cisse managed to get his 50p stuck and ko'd the pool table, no worries Brian came to help out and Harris the frisky sod decided to have a go on Brian! - but I think he enjoyed it ;)
Also great call by Kitten, Kanu!! Top of the league, for 22hrs!!

By popular demand....

Welcome Wilson fans, with the cricket season underway and despite all the clubhouse antics I present a classic.


Due to overwhelming pressure and a few backhanders I have pulled this one out, enjoy (except Mcmillan, one of the British armys finest).

Drunken in Majorca

YOU!!!















Princess, what can I say.... she could dance a lot better than me ;) (also a country mile better than the german girl Mcmillan abused and chipped her tooth)

The lads with another baileys and orange juice special, slightly better than the Amaretto + Guiness combo and it is not in a volcano with 2 meter long straws!





Dance off.....2 minutes!!!! The guys dance hard until the water park had to close and we were evicted by figo


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World Cup

Some of the boys before the England v Paraguay game, as usual a lot of beer was consumed.








An early goal resulted in the ceiling needing a fresh coat of paint the following morning - happy days.

F.A. cup final weekend

F.A.Cup final weekend usually means an all day session, starting in the Golden Lion at 11am, slowly making a steady bar crawl through town, stopping for 90 mins, have a sweep stake and watch some football.
However; Matthaius had different ideas.... he decided to take on 20 lads with various degrees of drunkeness and still keep a clean sheet! With no defence!!!!
Start the video and watch the world class saves...........
lets hope he didn't snap his elbow off with that save.






John and big Dave sample some flatliners, all the best, happy yakking









The lads look to start a redemption of 'we drink' 'we drink' !!!!


Happy days, hope you all had a good day even if West Ham did lose, although... im sure most of us didn't give a f*@k!

We are staying up!!

Pompey need 3 points to survive and if Birmingham fail to beat Newcastle then we will start the 06/07 season in the premiership! Well we all know what happened so enjoy the pictures!

Also I would like to say that I am typing this up my thoughts are with Steve Bruce and Bryan Robson. Yeh right, Are they hell, That is two less trips next year to that shit hole in the middle of the UK!!

I hope Matty Taylor and co. have a hangover just like most of the Blue army.


We have a Dolphin! Kitten has a prize worthy of any super fan. Hainsey and Collo help him celebrate outside the ground, common lads lets go get a beer.





May-day, May-day we have a sleeper, we have no sleepers on my watch. Stubsey is a lightweight, stubsey is a lightweight!!! At least he doesn't bring that fucking pillow anymore.







Correct! We have beach balls, rubber rings an ticker tape. Lets start the party in style!!!









The lads clap on the players after it is all over, Pompey are staying up! And more satisfying that we have sent that moaning bastard Steve Bruce down. With West Brom we have two less trips to that shit hole Birmingham next year!!! Well lets all drink to taking Villa down next year!





Carling doesn't do away days, but Westy and Matthaius do!





Happy days, all is good that ends well. Whaaahaa Benjani! He comes from Zimbabwe, he scored a goal today.

Rock on to next time Wilson fans.

Justins1000

Justins1000

Sometimes away trips with your mates can take their toll. Here is Mattaius, the poor guy was starting to feel the effects of the alcohol and decided to take his chair upstairs. Taken in Nottingham, Mattaius is a lightweight.

Welcome

Welcome to the first posting of Justins blog, for those who dont know..... I am 26 this april so you better get the drinks in, na im from the south of the UK and loving life, so will keep my mates in line by posting here.
No doubt it will be abusive and controversal, but a good starting place for those who know or want to know a bit more about my world!