Chelsea Away

Mission Stamford Bridge. Squadron set off at 0720hrs, in search of women, beer and football. As always a few early beers on the train and an unusal stop at Winchester!? Still got up to Lloyds bar for breakie and a few beers before the favourite Slug and Lettuce, dubiously now called 'slug' So we head in and its full of Aussie egg chasers, despite the strange drinkers around us the bar staff were more than reasonable and we were pretty happy.
But onwards to the Bohgans pub across the road and this place is a complete laberynth, about 9 different levels crazy!
So on to the game and Phil still hasnt turned up....he finally rocks up at 14:55, shocking! What a discrace.
Despite a 2-1 loss the game was half decent.
Afterwards was random, Mcmillan and a random chica from his squadron rocked up in the slug. Phil goes missing and we get in with the bar staff!


We find a Chelsea santa outside sainsburys.









Then tube on the way home - carnage. The train was worse and a full 6 man bundle. Sheriffs gets wedgied and beer down his kacks, then he turns them on Westie, before getting bundled again.


Train journey completed with Students flashing me and sheriffs, pure class!!

Judgement Day

So its been ages, days and months have passed. Summer has become Autumn and Matthaius still has not had his wild way with young Kate!! After some much needed councilling from myself and other peers, Matthaius has finally set a date so he can dip his wick.
Tommorrow Monday the 16th he will embark upon his mission.
So I have decided to celebrate this with our friends, colleugues and readers with his own special countdown - see above!!!
Please comment below how long you think he will last!!!

Charlton Away - Cisse's birthday!

Well here we are again, Charlton away a 1-0 win that puts Pompey top of the league! Its also Cisse's birthday so we decide to ply him with various shots throughout the day.
with all the great London games there is the underground, useful to most tourists and londoners, but to the lads its an excuse to become a nuisance... so we get in the spirit of it all and join in with a Busker!

We eventually double his takings! - check out the Klinsman from westy!

Can we save him?

Well as you all know, our friend Matthaius has been seeing this girl from holiday for little under a month now. And it seems that being the perfect gentleman has turned him for the worst.
So she seems a nice girl right? Yes she is... and he is keen, so why, oh why!?! Has he not given himself the chance to hang out the back of her!?
I mean most of us would have..... and some, errr no names, but if the cap fits wear it, would of done her flat mate too.
I was going to do another poll, but felt our boy needs another week to prove to the world he does not bat for regs team. No not the 2nd team, I mean more bent than a Cockney in Campden market.
I have taken a pic of this poor suffering girl so we can all share her pain.... a bent boyfriend.

Matthiaus will he......?