Arsenal Away!

Great another London game and luckily this is only one of 12 train tracks in the UK not effected by rail works at christmas - bloody jobsworths. So off we go and thanks to Hainsey we have a full squadron including some of kittens mates Hmmm, kitten is no longer the youngest and therfore is relieved of ladbrookes duty.
Well after a sucessful brakfast in wetherspoons we are down the road to the famous cock, awesome watch Charlton get smashed and off to the Emirates - a new stadium for us all, strange.




















Great ground, but still shit fans, were 1-0 up at the break and a redemption of we drink - we drink sets off....

Followed by a european tour -(dont forget to vote) wide Right at the bottom of the site!
Then after the start and the completion of our lagers and 0-2 pompey, Me, Hainsey and Morgs K.O. about 50 ppl on the stairs. Great finishes 2-2 and a good game. Now lets get some more beers before the rattler home.

Train home - Carnage I.



















Regs manages to net himself some hand party material.

Cranage II

Newcatle Away

The long awaited Newcastle away trip final comes! And we are off in the new wheels with plently of room for essential supplies (beer and Hainseys lucozade). A long trip takes us up the M1 and we have breakfast while watching the girl from tiger tiger video ;-) You all know what I mean!! Nice. Good news comes and we have 11 tickets for Arsenal! Quality, a lot of people got left out. Finally we get to the city of Newcastle, the angel of the north looking cold..................................... Where is the ground?

Ok where the hell has Hainsey placed us for the night? Only in a place not too disimilar to leigh park where several muders had been carried out in the previous week! Nice I like. So off to teh sports bar and a lot more drinking, then back to the digs and no sexy time, but quick shower and out after some willy whacking. Staight to meet Downy, Sherriffs and Rich in the ranch like bar by the river, bit of disco dancing and some midgit fun and we are off high 5!!

A few more bars and more beer, dave and Just try getting in a vip bar and find out its actually a hotel! Then with big dave asleep in a club Matthaius manages to pull a GILF, good work.
Then after a 3 hour taxi cue we get back and big dave feeling a bit frisky decides to try his luck with Kitten. The results as shown in the video. Quality, Hainsey get the car running!!!!

Once again crap game, nuff said. But we get to see the geordie dancer and some strippers, Mmmm sexy time!!!! Then off home after a feed and singing throw a Jew down the well all the way home!! In my country there is problem....

Mcmillan - disgraceful behaviour

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The Rules of Engagement

So what is this all about, well it seems we have all been batteling it out for the same girl. Just taking her out on sunday, matthaius on Monday and Phil on Tuesday. Ho bag or good girl, that question still remains unanswered. -
Bets on and here we go........

***********************************************Important**************************************************


Ok Guys lets make this a fair game, so lets all try to follow these rules and we all can have some fun.
1. To ensure we all get a fair crack, we must share. We all get a two day allocation as follows; Just - Sunday and Wednesday. Matthaius - Monday and Friday. Phil - Tuesday and Thursday.

2.Saturday will remain free for special events- if she is shopping or there is football on then this dall is null and void.

3.No lyeing, for example if Phil says to Matthaius that her favourite film is Elmo in Grouchland and it actually is Nottinghill this will be classed as fowl play and your allocation for the week will be disabled and shared by the exixting other players.


4.Cleanliness, self explanitory. I.e. Matthaius does not want to taste some of Phils potential children.


5. Limited to two in pinky and one in stinky to ensure we all get good consistant fun.


6. Adding additional players has to be first qualified by all existing players.


7. However, the only exception to this rule is the addition of new females. - Mums cannot be envolved.


8. All video footage must be collaborated and shared with all existing players. - This may be burned on to CD and added to the christmas box set.

*********************************Disclaimer*************************************

Rules may change and new rules may be added.
Rules are not made to be broken, they are here to be abused.
Enjoy your fun and share with the community.

Guys please remember that this is cockblocking at the highest level; please review rule 8 of your manual.

8. The Best Friend
(Warning Color Code: Yellow-Bellied Amorphous Yellow)

Tools: “Always there” (awww). Has been listening to her bitch about you since the beginning of your relationship. Has put in tons of hours into trying to get laid.

What to look for: The guy who’s at her apartment when you’re not. Lack of a spine (which is luckily pretty obvious to spot…look for an amorphous blob on the floor, putting together a scrapbook).

Hints your girlfriend might be going to him:
“Justin (or an equally plausible spineless-bastard name) bought me these cute flowers/stuffed animals/earrings/panties today.”
“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME!”

John' Stag Party

John's Stag Party location: Brighton.
John has done something really silly, fallen in love and decided to get married! So to celebrate we all deceided to get him smashed and some fun in his last days of freedom.
We all set off on the rattler to Brighton where we find 20 female members of the university football team, result, but like school boys or seasoned drinkers we move on to watch Chelsea beat Sheff Utd, nice. And most of the boys are running at -10mpg weak.
So part II we head back to the hotel for a scrub up and back on to the city for more lager. This is where we decide to handcuff young John to the poll and get the dirty copper lady to give him a special dance, with the fear of being stripped in the club John breaks for freedom.

We find a nice club to dance and pester the local ladies - very niceeee, how much? We dance till we have no ears left. So off on our sponsored walk to the dirty club, where John gets some nice attention and the rest of the boys enjoy some good down time. There was a proper filthy blonde lady in there most of the boys fell in love and then off to bed. Apart from sqadron attack who decided to front his on mission at silly o'clock. Over.
Durka Durka....