Monday, October 30, 2006

John' Stag Party

John's Stag Party location: Brighton.
John has done something really silly, fallen in love and decided to get married! So to celebrate we all deceided to get him smashed and some fun in his last days of freedom.
We all set off on the rattler to Brighton where we find 20 female members of the university football team, result, but like school boys or seasoned drinkers we move on to watch Chelsea beat Sheff Utd, nice. And most of the boys are running at -10mpg weak.
So part II we head back to the hotel for a scrub up and back on to the city for more lager. This is where we decide to handcuff young John to the poll and get the dirty copper lady to give him a special dance, with the fear of being stripped in the club John breaks for freedom.

We find a nice club to dance and pester the local ladies - very niceeee, how much? We dance till we have no ears left. So off on our sponsored walk to the dirty club, where John gets some nice attention and the rest of the boys enjoy some good down time. There was a proper filthy blonde lady in there most of the boys fell in love and then off to bed. Apart from sqadron attack who decided to front his on mission at silly o'clock. Over.
Durka Durka....

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